The Last Conversation with Mom

I stopped by mom’s yesterday to see how her new anxiety medication and found myself in the interesting topic below.

 

Mom: Were we discussing Holidays?

Me: I think they mentioned something about Mother’s Day on TV.

Mom: Father’s Day should be on the Devil’s birthday.

Me: WHAT?

Mom: Don’t we celebrate the Devil’s birthday?

Me: I’m not aware of the Devil having a holiday.

Mom: We have Christmas and Easter for Jesus but when is the Devil’s Day?

Me: Hmmmmm…. don’t know that the Devil gets a day.

Mom: We could combine Father’s Day with Devils Day

Me: Why would we want to do that?

Mom: DEVILS ARE FATHER’S TOO—YA KNOW!

Me: Okay.

Mom: Do Devils have children?

Me: I’m not sure what do you think?

Mom: Why on earth did you bring up such a ridiculous topic?

Me: I don’t know.

Mom: I swear sometimes I think you are all losing your minds.

Me: Yes, mom, I agree.